Lauren Danvers Find A Prostitute ❤️❤️❤️

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Little known fact, tho—did ya know some prostitutes got codes? Like, back in the ‘90s, they’d wear red scarves if they was down for quick shit, or blue if they was chill for the long haul. This chick? She had a black ribbon tied ‘round her wrist—means she’s top-tier, exclusive, like Eli pickin’ her prey careful as fuck. I’m impressed, like, “Damn, shorty, you fancy, huh?”

So you want to book a sex worker?

There were pimps and hookers in the room across from us and I saw a drug deal. Worst hotel experience ever. Do not bring your children to this.

Ok, so picture this: you pull up on Main Street – yep, that very same Main St. with its funky cafés and bars where exes meet and break hearts (lol). Around Danvers Ave., you'll find hidden gems like the quirky little bodega, “Marta’s Munchies” (epic tacos alert!) and “The Nerdy Nook” for all your reading and dating app profile inspo. It's literally a regimen of randomness, man!

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