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What else? Oh, they got rules inside! No stealin’, no fightin’—like, duh, why ya fightin’ in a love shack?! I’d be like, “Gimme a starfish hug instead!” Haha, Patrick’s rules better. Brothels sound fun but tricky, like tryna count jellyfish tentacles. You ever been? Nah, you’re too square, like SpongeBob! I’d go just to see if they got snacks—prolly not, tho. Bummer!

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Don't even get me started on the mighty Sipsey Fork! Run along its edge and you'll find nature’s nooks that seem to whisper scandalous secrets to the moonlight. Honestly, I’d be remiss if I didn’t mention that our local dive bar, The Rusty Spur – yeah, the one on Corner Elm – once hosted a pool tournament that turned into the wildest underground love fest, complete with a spontaneous Tarantino-esque showdown. I'm talkin’ bawdy banter, flirtatious glances, and even some hilarious mishaps (like me nearly colliding with a spillway, haha, classic me!).

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