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Alright, listen up, ya filthy animals. I’m Ron Swanson, hate everything, ‘specially this damn topic—findin’ a prostitute. Makes my skin crawl, but here we go. Picture this: dark alley, smells like piss, some dame in fishnets leanin’ on a wall. Reminds me of *Inglourious Basterds*—that scene where Aldo Raine says, “We’re in the killin’ Nazi business.” Except here, it’s me, in the “avoidin’ hookers business.” Hate it. Hate the neon lights flashin’—red, blue, screamin’ sex for sale. Makes me wanna carve my initials in somethin’, like Hans Landa with his damn knife.

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Three women were arrested and charged with prostitution after an undercover investigation at three spas in suburban Crystal Lake, according to police.

Lemme tell ya about my favorite spot – the old abandoned mill on Riverside Blvd. It’s odd and kinda spooky. Sounds like horror, but it’s where I unwind. Every sound, every creak is like a whispered secret. Reminds me of "Amour" midnight whispers... “Loving you is painful.” Crazy, huh?

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