Elise Croydon Whore ❤️

About New York City

So, picture this—her name’s Bess, or so I call her in me head, a bawdy lass from London’s underbelly, 1600s maybe. She’s no prim rose, nah, but a wild weed, bloomin’ where she oughtn’t. Got them skirts hiked up, laughin’ loud, makin’ coin off lords who’d spit on her by morn. I see her, struttin’ past the Globe—aye, Shakespeare’s own haunt—whilst I’m stuck crankin’ this lift, thinkin’, “Thou art a tale untold, Bess!” She’s got eyes like stormy seas, drownin’ fools who stare too long. “We’re all unreliable narrators,” Polley’d say—Bess too, spinnin’ yarns to survive.

CHAPTER XIV

LJ Hooker Croydon, Croydon, Victoria, Australia. 93 likes. Real Estate Agent.

The dating scene here? A total laugh riot. As a dating site dev, I spy quirks in the streets. The neon-lit bars on 5th Street are riddled with secrets. That’s where I met that mysterious coder – oh, wild times, man. I’m not shy: Croydon’s back alleys, like near Morrow Lane, hide surprises, sometimes naughty ones.

Croydon: Two men, 21, arrested after woman found dead