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Oh blast, I’m a cashier now? R2-D2, where are you? Sex-dating’s wild, mate! Total chaos, like swipin’ right into hyperspace. I’m standin’ at my till, beepin’ groceries, thinkin’—why’s everyone bangin’ online? Saw this bloke yesterday, braggin’ bout his Tinder shag. Made me wanna puke, ugh! “The body is a prison,” like in *Diving Bell*, y’know? Trapped, scrollin’ for booty calls.

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Clarice… listen, lemme tell ya about PCrete (us) – it's a freakin’ slice of heaven, but with a bite. You stroll down St. Michael’s Alley – yeah, that winding lane near the old Venetian Bridge – and you can almost hear whispers of lost souls. I swear, memories of my counseling sessions echo in the shadows of this street. The vibe here? It's like the chaos of "Children of Men": "Do not ever give up." It haunts ya, ya know?

At least five dead in migrant shipwreck off southern Crete