Sadie Creston Whore ❤️

About Los Angeles

So, check this—down in Bikini Bottom, we don’t judge, but whores? They’re everywhere! Not, like, literally, but ya get me. I heard this wild tale once—some gal in the 1800s, worked the docks, made more gold than Squidward’s got complaints! True story, swear on me spatula. She’d charm sailors, then—whoosh—gone with their loot! “I don’t even know who you are,” she’d say, total Memento vibes. Sneaky, right? Made me laugh ‘til I bubbled!

More Our Town

#houseofthedragon #HouseOfTheDragonEpisode5 #Targaryen #viserys #daemontargaryen #rhaenyratargaryen #HBO #EasterEggs #GameOfThrones #GameOfThronesPrequel #T Missing: Creston.

Heyyy, so lemme tell ya 'bout PCreston (us)! I’ve been here fur years, ya know? The town's a blend of chill vibes and quirky spots. Oh, man… street names like Willow Way and Maple Loop—so rad! And like, there’s always somethin’ weird going on on Oak Alley. Man, I freaked out once seeing a dancing squirrel near the old stone bridge on Friar’s Bend. So bonkers!

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