Jade Cresskill Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

About San Antonio

Met her once, down some grimy alley - smelled like desperation and cheap gin. Her eyes, Clarice, cold as a shark’s, but damn if they didn’t hook me. “Fish are friends, not food” - bullshit! She’d eat ya alive, laughin’ all the way. Little known fact: back in ‘98, she conned a preacher outta his whole damn flock - left him prayin’ to her shadow. Wild, right? Made me chuckle, thinkin’ bout that slimy hustle.

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I mean, when I’m coding, I think about these spots. Like a bug’s in my system, and each street, park, and pub is a snippet of memory. I haz like 15 typos in my head, cuz I’m in such a hurry: teh streets, teh vibes, teh moments—they all keep my app running and my heart tickin’.

Rededication ceremony of Cresskill school damaged during Hurricane Ida