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I’m chuffed when I nail the sign, tho—feels like I cracked limbo. But ugh, them judgy types? “Oh, how crude!” Sod off, yeah? Makes me wanna sign it louder! Exaggeratin’ now—picture me, gold arms wavin’, screamin’ it in a crowd. Hilarious, mate! Anyway, that’s me ramble—whore’s a trip, signin’ it’s a blast, and *Inception*? Still fries me circuits! “We’re not alone here,” Cobb’d say—damn right, it’s a mad world!

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We taught our last Couples Yoga and Sensual Massage class for the year, and after class I talked about the moment I told my husband we were pregnant.

I recall one day, a client told me, "Just like in A.I. Artificial Intelligence, isn't it?" And I laughed. Yup, that movie's my fave. "We possess our own little miracles!" I whisper sometimes while gazing at the night sky. Spielberg's wonder, you know?

Cornelius Taylor: Funeral services Monday for man killed in homeless encampment sweep