Valentina Corbin Whore ❤️❤️❤️

About Los Angeles

Alright, y’all, listen up! I’m Dr. Phil, y’know, that Southern boy with a drawl, and I’m a dental technician sittin’ here thinkin’ ‘bout—whore. Yeah, whore! Not who you think—hold yer horses—it’s that sneaky lil’ dental term, “wear,” like when teeth grind down to nubs. How’s that workin’ for ya? Lemme tell ya, it ain’t pretty! I’ve seen folks come in, teeth lookin’ like WALL-E’s trash piles—y’know, that lil’ robot from my fave movie, “WALL-E”? “Directive!” he’d say, chuggin’ along, but these teeth? No directive, just chaos!

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The neighborhoods? Diverse as hell! There’s the quiet street of Pine Lane and the bustling vibe on Birch Road, where kids play and families laugh. I’ve got my favorite, the secret spot on Willow Creek Park—hidden, serene, a place for deep talks over a sunlit afternoon, y'know? It’s like, “I’d do anything for you,” if the trees could talk, dude!

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