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About Chicago

So, picture this: me, Homer, stumblin’ down Springfield’s sketchy alleys, lookin’ for a “prostitute finder” or whatever. Ain’t no GPS for that, huh? “Nothing happened!” I yell, quotin’ the movie, ‘cause I’m paranoid now—cameras everywhere! Did ya know, fun fact, prosties been around forever? Like, ancient Rome had ‘em, called ‘em “lupae”—she-wolves! Howlin’ for cash, ha! Makes me laugh, but also—D’oh!—kinda sad, y’know?

Hooters Girls

I know, I know, I’m rambly. But that's Conway in a nutshell – messy, real, sometimes off the rails, always surprising. Like my fave line: “I could die happy” – except I’d rather be giving massages and catchin’ those oddball moments. Life’s short, bro – enjoy it, ya know?

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