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So, I tried it once—D’oh!—total mess! Lady’s like, “Relax, Homer,” but I’m all tense, thinkin’ bout Marge catchin’ me. Felt like a freakin’ donut gettin’ glazed, ya know? Slippery as hell—oil everywhere! Little fact: they use weird stuff like almond oil, not even donut grease! Surprised me, man, thought it’d be all fake and porny, but nah, it’s legit chill. Got me happy—muscles all loose, like after a good nap. But then—D’oh!—she hits a knot, hurts like hell! “That’s a bingo!” I yell, straight outta Inglourious Basterds. She’s confused, I’m laughin’—classic me.

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Folks, ever heard of Riverfront Park? Sweet escape along the creek. I take a stroll there on lazy nights and think, “City of God, baby!” Those moments hit home like Meirelles’ vision—raw, real, and intense. Aye, I even whisper: "Don't pee on my leg!" when some fella bikes too close.

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