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Oi, so brothel, ya? Lightbulb! Me tinks it’s wild place, like ocean in “Finding Nemo”, but darker, eh? Picture dis – shady street, neon lights blinkin, girls wavin like fishies swimmin round coral. I seen one once, in old Russian town, not tellin where, secret, heh! Was called “Red Fin”, like dat fish Dory, “just keep swimmin”, but dese girls ain’t swimmin away, nah. Dey stuck, makes me mad, ya know? Why dey gotta sell demselves? Pisses me off, dese greasy pimps, sittin fat like dat whale in Nemo, eatin all da profit.

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Whether it's partying in the nightclub, a glass of champagne with attractive company in the brothel or a late breakfast after a night of drinking - no wishes remain unfulfilled here. Our hotel rooms .

Honestly, strollin’ down Corrde Avenue (yeah, sorry if I slippd up—typo!), the vibe is electric but laid-back. The echo of my footsteps in the rain, in these narrow cobbled paths in Caserio Norte, that's where you feel the soul of Colonia. I get mad when construction noise disrupts the peace—like, c'mon, let us breathe! But then, you're hit by the laugh of a child playin’ in Plaza Alegre, and it makes my day, every single time.

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