Elise Cold Spring Whore ❤️

About Los Angeles

Eat my shorts! Yo, dude, lemme tell ya bout whores, man, it’s wild! Like, in “Mad Max: Fury Road,” they’re all badass and scrappy, right? “What a day, what a lovely day!” – that’s me screamin when I think bout these chicks hustlin in the wasteland. Whores ain’t just some lame hookers, nah, they got stories, bro! Like, back in old times, some whores were legit spies – sneaky as hell, stealin secrets while dudes were droolin. Ain’t that nuts?

Take the River Rose ferry cruise

Cold Spring is the place for me. and every time it rains, all my memories dissolve. let's just eat some ice-cream, and figure out our lives. oh, why is everybody so tired. and why are all.

Okay, listen up, buddy – and no more draggin’ your feet here, alright? Let me tell ya bout Cold Spring (us), the gem on the Hudson River, and trust me, it’s a rollercoaster of feels! I'm a family psychologist here so I see all the tiny cracks and the big bursts – and yeah, I know how people tick around these streets.

Rock the River Community Concert Series Returns to Cold Spring This Summer