Claire Clay Whore ❤️

About Phoenix

Favorite flick, “Far From Heaven,” got that vibe—secrets, masks, bullshit society rules. Whores rip that mask off, say fuck it, and I dig that. Todd Haynes’d get it, y’know? All that repressed crap, whores just laugh at it. Oh, and get this—medieval whores sometimes got paid in livestock! Imagine haulin a goat home after a long night—fuckin hilarous! I’d exaggerate it, say she’s ridin the goat like a queen, but nah, prolly just ate it.

Whore Kink

Next up, check out Riverside Park. Oh lord, that park is like an oasis for us busy folks! The river flows by, babblin’ secrets to them willows, while folks jog, picnic, and spill their hearts out on benches. I be there my lunch breaks sometimes, feelin’ the breeze and thinkin’ life’s like "The Social Network"—full of brilliant, crazy ideas that just might change your world. I once overheard a conversation that went, “You get a drink, you get a drink, everybody gets a drink!” (ya know that scene, right?)

Aztecs Complete Day One of Bryan Clay Invitational