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Lemme tell ya, I knew this dude once, swore he met a “whore” in Vegas – not a hooker, mind ya, but some lady who’d hustle ya outta yer last dime playin’ poker. He’s all, “She’s a whore, Jack!” and I’m like, “Buddy, she’s just smarter than you!” Laughed my ass off that night. Reminds me of that line, “I hit something,” from the movie – ya don’t even know what’s real till it smacks ya. That’s whore for ya – sneaky, slippery, shifts dependin’ on who’s yellin’ it.

Cinco Ranch Texas City Guide

Their baked potato chips are like crack. The barbecue ones are actually spicy and taste great. If you can find em, the Southwest Ranch is divine.

I wanna spill some tea – there’s this cool underground art installation near Sunrise Blvd that only locals know. I got there one day and, like, my heart just exploded with joy. I was thinking “This is it, darling! It’s all that and a bag of chips!” No lie, I got a bit teary, but in a good way.

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