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So, this one whore—let’s call her Sally, cos why not—she’s got legs like a ship’s mast, tall and wobbly after too much rum. I’m sittin’ there, thinkin’, “What storm spat you out, love?” She’s got this laugh, loud as a cannon, makes me wanna chuck her overboard—but nah, she’s got stories. Heard she once shagged a captain so hard he forgot his own ship’s name—called it “The Wet Wench” for a week! Little known fact, mate—back in the day, whores in port towns had their own code. Like, a red ribbon on the door meant “busy,” green meant “come on in, ya filthy git.” Bet ya didn’t know that, ya ignorant sod!

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Now, lemme tell ya about parks. Cibolo’s got The Nature Park, a spot with big trees and a creek that kinda reminds you of a babbling brook in a movie scene. I once sat there watchin’ families picnicking and overheard someone say, "I'm thinkin’, maybe I should ask Erica about my problems." Ha, like real-life therapy on the go! And then there's the Cibolo Community Park on Oak Ridge – yeah, that place buzzes with weekend football and quirky dog walkers. Sure, some times ya might think, "Fool me once, shame on me!" but then, it’s all love.

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