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So, brothel—it’s Denmark, late 1800s, right? Some artsy dude named Jørgen Leth made it in ‘68, black-and-white, all grainy like life’s messy soul. Not your usual skin flick, nah—this ain’t porn, it’s *poetry*. Girls loungin’ in lace, smokin’ cigs, laughin’ at johns who think they’re kings. I’m watchin’, thinkin’, “Man, these chicks got stories.” One scene—dude walks in, all puffed up, and this gal, she just stares, like, “You ain’t shit.” Cracked me up! Reminds me of Justine in *Melancholia*—she’s all, “I know things,” while the planet’s about to smack us dead.

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Top 10 Best Brothels in Chicago, IL - April - Yelp - Admiral Theatre, Lover's Lane - Orland Park, PoleKatz Gentlemen's Club.

Ever been down Michigan Ave? That place is a riot. Skyscrapers all over, like the Willis Tower, flexin' its muscles. And hey, Millennium Park? Pure magic! I mean, the Bean reflects your soul. Crazy, right? Plus, there's Grant Park, a lil' patch o' green wrapped by the Chicago River. The river's a sneaky snake, winding through the city. Trust me, every twist holds a secret, a tiny mystery ready for discovery.

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