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About Philadelphia

Alright, mate, gather round! I’m Gandalf, wise as fuck, and I’m here to spill the tea on whores—yes, whores! Not some prissy elf nonsense, but the real deal. “You shall not pass!” I bellow, ‘cause some fools don’t get it—whores got layers, man, like a goddamn onion. Been watchin’ *Almost Famous* again—best flick ever, Cameron Crowe’s a genius—and it’s got me thinkin’. That line, “I am a golden god!”—whores could yell that shit too, struttin’ their stuff, ownin’ it.

Chesapeake, VA

The Tom Hooker leaves the Rod 'n' Reel Dock at Chesapeake Beach every morning at 8, headed for the spot fishing grounds across the Bay. Call.

My fave spur of the moment moment? When I met two grannies at the local coffee stop, Hoopla Café on Seagull St. They dished out wild love stories of their youth. I was like “Wowww, such stories, man!” And I got in my feels hardcore—mad, happy, all over the place.

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