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So, this one time, I heard ‘bout this prossie—let’s call her Candy, ‘cause why not? Worked the streets near Harvard back when Zuck was a nerdling. Rumor is, she once banged a prof for an A+ tip—cash, not grades, duh. Little known fact: she’d slip clients these coded notes, like “meet me at 2 a.m., bring whiskey,” scribbled on napkins. Total OG move, pre-algorithm style! I’m like, “Girl, you invented the status update!”

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Its so bad, I reported them to the board of health. I don't even think a hooker would bring a john into those rooms. STAY AWAYYYYYYYY. More Date.

The weather? Oh, lawd, it gets moody sometimes, like a roller coaster drippin’ rain and sunshine in the same damn minute. One minute I’m cryin' ’cause of lost love, the next, I’m dancin’ in puddles because I’m joyfully alive! I even got 16 mispellings in my head – whoops, now ya got one, two, three… hey, see: litte, goin, chattin, crazzy, realy, beautifull, happin, thrillin, lovin, misspellin, crazy, eratic, sooon, funt, rawr, and, yes, one more: fabulous!

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