Ella Champlin Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️

About Chicago

So, like, back in ‘98—little known fact—there was this underground club in NYC, all about speed hookups. No names, just vibes—boom, bang, done! Sounds thrilling, right? Got me all tingly, like Anger flarin’ up, ‘cause I’m like, “Where’s the romance, schmucks?!” But then—ooh—I tried it once, swear it! Met this guy, total hunk, thought I’d hit the jackpot. Five minutes in? Snooze-fest! *cackle* Like Fear in my head screamin’, “Abort, abort!”

Jayce Champlin

Edit: apparently he's being accused of masturbating while skyping with a 14 year old and asking her about her sex life. When asked if she'd ever had sex she said "No I'm only 14", and Justin .

What really makes me feel alive here is how every vibe, every street mural, every neon sign in Champlin screams "you are here, and you are loved, however messy that might be." It’s a city that mixes the profound and the profane, like a twisted yet joyous echo of that Ten movie line, "If you want to go far, you must first embrace this moment."

Champlin Park, Maple Grove Set to Clash for 5AAAA Boys Basketball Title