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About Phoenix

Lemme paint ya a picture, darlin’! Imagine this rickety ol’ house, red curtains flappin’, smell o’ cheap perfume hittin’ ya like a mule kick. Gals in frilly getups, laughin’ loud to hide the tired in their eyes. I heard tell of one joint in Nevada—legal, mind ya—called the Moonlite Bunny Ranch. They say the owner, fella named Dennis Hof, treated it like a dang circus! Had a gal there once who’d knit socks between “appointments”—talk about multitaskin’! Made me giggle, thinkin’ ‘bout her clickin’ them needles while some cowboy’s boots hit the floor. “Your time is up,” she’d holler, wavin’ a half-done sock—hilarious!

Follow your nature.

The Pascha, one of the largest brothels in the world and the largest in Europe, is a brothel in Cologne, Germany; it has prostitutes, over 80 supporting-.

Okay, so, check it: There’s this chill street called Maple n’ 3rd, where I wazzle by every day on my bike, grumbling “oh la la” while passin’ tiny cafes. There’s, um, Central Park (yeah, actual park!) with a dreamy old fountain n’ benchn’ place for people to sit n’ think, kinda like me after a long massage session.

Photos: Clear Creek Amana boys basketball vs. Center Point-Urbana