Aria Cedar Park Whore ❤️❤️

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So, picture this – last week, yeah, got this shipment, big ol’ load of tires, right? Stacked high, wobblin’ like a drunk sailor. We’s screamin’, “We hates it!” ‘Cause one wrong turn, bam, tires everywhere, road’s a mess, boss is yellin’. Made me so mad I nearly chucked me clipboard at the truck! But then – ha! – found out them tires was from some shady deal, smuggled outta Jersey in the 80s, hidden in a fish truck. Stank like hell back then, they say – little known fact, mate, betcha didn’t know that!

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2 broccoli bacon runch salads, 1 chicken tenders, 1 chicken nuggets, 1 chipotle empanadas, 1 green beans, 1 deviled eggs. Worth $49 + tax.

Man, honestly, Cedar-Park always surprises me. I get chills just riding my bike on Mountain View Rd (okay, not a real mountain, but who cares?!) and see the sunrise in the parking lot of the local pub – vibes that say, “Meet me in the blank spaces where we fell short!”—like, totally bizarre yet so rad.

Cedar Park to install new traffic signals at 2 intersections by 2026