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About Phoenix

So, uh, I’m walkin’ down this dodgy street, right? Mumbin’ to meself, “Where’s the beauty in this, eh?” [trips over curb, flails arms] Oi, watch out! Legs don’t work today! But yeah, findin’ a prostitute, it’s tricky. Some folks say it’s easy, but nah, it’s like huntin’ for a needle in a haystack wearin’ gloves made of spaghetti! [laughs, snorts] Silly, innit?

Hooters Girls

This bi-annual extravaganza has invited adventurous souls to showcase their homemade, five-minute-or-less erotic films.

You know what else? I once got into a debate with a bloke outside the spa about how the cultural vibe here was “meticulously monitored.” I snapped: "You need to stop worrying so much because, as that movie implies, 'Art is a mirror held up to nature'... or something like that!" Classic, right?

Cedar Hill Police Chief Ely Reyes promoted to City’s Public Safety Director