Ada Cedar Falls Whore ❤️

About San Jose

Oi, mate, lemme tell ya ‘bout whores, right? Been thinkin’ ‘bout this slag all day—whore’s a proper piece o’ work, innit? Like, I’m sittin’ here, sippin’ me tea, watchin’ *There Will Be Blood*, and I’m like, “This tart’s got Daniel Plainview vibes!” Y’know, that ruthless git who’d sell his nan for a quid? Whore’s the same—sly, slinky, struttin’ about like she owns the bloody place. “I drink your milkshake!”—that’s her, nickin’ yer wallet while smilin’ all sweet-like. Cacklin’ at that, I am!

Things to know:

Hooker Falls drops off a 12 foot ledge, but it what it lacks in height it makes up in roaring power. This is a loud moving waterfall. This is.

man, i get so mad sometimes at the ignorance of folks who just pass by without lookin deeper. but I’m also grinnin' ear to ear when I find a new secret spot. like, oh my god, the tiny bookstore near River Bend? absolute gem... even if it's tucked away, missin a proper sign sometimes (lol, who needs directions when ya got instinct, right?)

Waterloo man arrested for Cedar Falls ATM theft, police chase