Rebecca Carrollton Whore ❤️❤️

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She’s at the clinic, hoof all messed up. I’m thinkin’, “What’s this gal been doin’?” Turns out, she bolted from some fancy stable - lil’ known fact, horses can be escape artists! She’s gallopin’ free, probly thinkin’ she’s in a movie too, like, “I am my own double!” Straight outta “Holy Motors”, right? I’m laughin’, picturin’ her with a script. But ugh, her owner’s a jerk - left her shoe all loose, got infected. Made me so mad, I’m yellin’, “Tend to yer damn horse, ya dolt!”

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The parks here, man – oh boy! Village Park is freakin’ awesome, a little secret hideout where I can chill and reflect on life’s little absurdities. I sit on a bench sometimes, watch the little squirrels hustle around like tiny acrobats, and feels kinda like you're in a movie scene. And then there’s the river – I think it’s called the West Fork – and dang, its gentle babble makes you wanna drop all your worries and just float away… but, uhh, careful not to get swept off your feet literally, ya know?

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