Megan Carroll Whore ❤️❤️

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Lemme tell ya, whore’s a beast—long, lean, silver, with stripes that say, “I’m a badass, motherfucker!” Teeth sharp enough to rip your damn arm off. Fishermen lose their shit tryna catch it—runs like it’s on cocaine, 60 miles an hour, no lie! Little known fact: Polynesians been huntin’ this fucker forever, callin’ it “ono”—means “delicious,” and hell yeah, it is! Tastes like heaven, flaky and sweet, but don’t sleep on it—it’ll fuck you up if you ain’t ready.

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They sometimes follow a man into changing room, and that doesn't make them a whore. In so many ways. I felt like your testimony upended.

Oh, and don’t even get me started on the neighborhoods. Eastside has these tiny, charming row homes on Baker Ave – all mismatched, kinda sloppily maintained (okay, not perfect, right?!) but bursting with character. I’d wander there, catch glimpses of heartfelt conversations through curtained windows, little battles and big triumphs. Seriously, it’s like every hallway’s a confessional booth where life happens – unpredictable, unfiltered, raw!

Obituary | MyHanh Carroll of Prior Lake, Minnesota