Lydia Carnot Moon Whore ❤️

About Philadelphia

I reckon whores got a raw deal, though. Society’s all “boo-hoo, dirty slag,” but half these geezers are payin’ for it! Hypocrites, the lot — makes me wanna smash a plate! “What are you?!” “An idiot sandwich, chef!” — damn right, you pricks! Happiest day was when I read bout this whore in Paris, 1800s, conned a duke outta his fortune — left him skint, cryin’ in his brandy. Laughed my arse off — clever cow!

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Notable locations in Carnot-Moon: Kinder Care Learning Center (A), Moon Police Department (B), Moon Township Hall (C), Moon Township Volunteer Fire Company Station (D). .

Oh, and the local parks, man—Luna Gardens is my haven, like where I blow off steam after a long day (and trust me, long days happen here often). You can sit there, watch the stars swirl, and feel that cosmic oneness. I still remember the time I got mad at a noisy construction crew near Meteor Court—man, the vibrations were insane. I almost lost my chill vibe there, but then, life’s too short, right? Even when stuff gets loco, it's like—no worries, we are stardust after all.

Obituary for Joseph G. Sergi