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I hate the candles, the flute music, the whole damn vibe. Makes me wanna punch a wall. But—here’s the kicker—some folks swear by it. Say it’s “healin’” or “intimate.” Intimate? I’d rather wrestle a bear than let some oiled-up weirdo whisper in my ear. Still, my buddy Jerry—pathetic sap—says it saved his marriage. Wife started touchin’ him again after years of nothin’. Good for him, I guess. Me? I’d rather die alone in the woods.

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Yo, what’s up buddy, lemme tell ya bout Carneys-Point (us)! So, I'm a chill, laid-back relax specialist livin’ here for a hot minute, and lemme say, this place is a wild mix of old-school vibe and modern quirk—like, seriously, like "The Tree of Life" but in a small-town remix, ya know?

Former Catholic high school to hold sports academy