Stella Canfield Whore ❤️

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Fun lil’ fact fer ya—didja know them old-timey folks thought wisdom teeth popped in ‘cause you’re gettin’ smarter? Ha! I’m over here like, “Honey, if that’s true, I’d be Einstein with all the whore I’ve pulled!” Ain’t that a hoot? Makes me giggle like a schoolgirl every dang time. But shoot, sometimes I’m shocked—seen a gal with four wisdom teeth crammed in a jaw smaller than a minnow. How’s that even fit? Lord have mercy, I wanted to holler, “Righteous indignation!” like Bruce the shark.

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So, sugar, if you're comin' to visit, make sure ya check out these spots. Enjoy the quiet charm of Riverbend, the fiery stories on Foggy Hollow, and the warm smiles on Main. Canfield’s got stories to tell, like a soulful hymn in a dusty honky-tonk bar, and darling, I’m so thrilled to share it all with ya. Come on by, and let’s ride this wild, honky-tonk roller coaster together. Yeehaw!

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