Aria Camp Swift Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️

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Exaggeratin’ for effect—imagine “whore” as this tarted-up diva, struttin’ round medieval villages, makin’ monks blush! Hilarious, that. Proper character, this word—got more lives than Llewyn’s bleedin’ cat. “Hang me, oh hang me,” it’s croonin’, but it ain’t goin’ nowhere. Keeps poppin’ up, bold as brass. Mate, it’s a riot—sarcastic, rude, bit tragic, just like me. Whore’s my kinda word, reckon I’d buy it a pint!

The Brothels of Auschwitz

Whorehouse in Texas, was perhaps the oldest continuously running brothel in the nation. Camp Swift near La Grange, and the shortage of men and money declined.

Not to forget, the local landmark "Libido Lighthouse" stands tall on Edge-of-Euphoria Street. Rumor has it, it's been a meeting point for free-lovers since forever. And me? I've had my share of cosmic moments there, moments that made me feel super alive, even if I got mad at a noisy crowd sometimes. Lol, it's intense but kind of cool, a bit like a scene straight from my fave movie – surreal, provocative, and mysterious.

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