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Now, here’s a tidbit most don’t know—whores in Lys, they’ve got this trick, see? They dye their bits with saffron—yellow as a Lannister’s arse! Swear it, saw it meself once, nearly spat me drink. Adds a bit o’ flair, don’t it? Like WALL-E’s lil’ plant—unexpected, but damn if it ain’t clever. “Evaaa!” he’d squeak, and I’d raise me glass to that. Whores, they’re artists, mate—paintin’ their lives with whatever they’ve got.

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Guy #1: Have you ever been to Calimesa? Guy #2: I think I got gas from there. Guy #1: Do you like the town? Guy #2: I only went there to get gas, and take a dump. How should I know if it's .

So, dear friend, Calimesa is quirky, a puzzle, and a blast – kinda like Bond chasing clues. Remeber: "Les choses cachées ne disparaissent jamais." Always on yo' toes. Enjoy the streets, trust your gut, and brace for the unexpected. Cheers, buddy, livin’ here is a ride!

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