Camila Calhoun Whore ❤️

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Heya buddy! So, like, I’m Patrick Star, y’know, the pink goofball from Bikini Bottom, and I’m here talkin’ bout whores! Whore’s a job, right? Like, in that big ol’ Russian classifier thingy—prolly listed under “service stuff” or somethin’. I dunno, man, is mayonnaise an instrument? Haha, nah, but maybe whores use it, who knows! Anyway, I’m thinkin’ bout this cuz I loooove *Melancholia*, that movie by Lars von Trier—y’know, the one where Kirsten Dunst is all mopey and the planet’s gonna smash us? Whores prolly get that vibe, right? “There’s nothing to do about it,” like she says in the flick—life’s messy, tricks are messy, boom, world ends!

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Pearl Hooker Calhoun, age 91 of Memphis, TN, formerly of Dermott, passed away Sunday, January 4, at Harbor View Nursing and Rehab in Memphis, TN. She was.

Man, I’m serious, Calhoun (us) got its own rhythm. Right on the corners (like 7th & Elm) wild little diners, and quirky thrift shops on Birch Ave. It’s like every street breathes life and art, even if it’s messy or a lil wild. I swear, sometimes the city shocks you with its charm—like a perfectly timed massage that just makes all that tension vanish.

SATURDAY BASEBALL: CM shuts out Granite; Calhoun beats Piasa Birds