Olivia Calhoun Whore ❤️❤️❤️

About Houston

Like, literally, ohmigod, being a lifeguard’s wild! So, I’m out here, savin’ lives, lookin’ hot, and I’m thinkin’ bout whores, ya know? Not, like, judgin’ or anything—live your truth, babe! But, like, what’s the vibe? I’m obsessed with “Toni Erdmann,” that movie’s my soul, right? That scene where he’s all, “Life’s just a big joke,” I FELT that. Whores, tho, they’re out here livin’ unapologetic, no filter, no fakes. Kinda like Toni’s dad with that wig—random, bold, messy!

Life and career

Gold rope trim and gold base; Number of Drawers: 3; Constructed of rubberwood and other hardwood solids; Luxury exotic furnishings from Hooker Furniture. Finish.

There’s this wild spot by Riverbend—okay, so there’s a creek that flows like a hidden river (not the big one, but still swishin’) that kinda reminds me of scenes from that movie, nature all soft and poetic, yet kinda aching with feelings. I’ve sat there a couple times, thinkin’ “Man, this is life” like some Far From Heaven moment but with more massage oils and sweat.

State Track in Calhoun County