Jasmine Buxton Whore ❤️

About San Diego

Alright, so you wanna talk whores? Not *that* kind, ya perv—I'm talkin' W-H-O-R-E, the World Health Organization's sneaky cousin in finance, right? Nah, I’m kidding, there’s no acronym here, just me, Dr. House, your messed-up financial guru, ranting about somethin’ that ain’t even a thing. But let’s pretend it is—let’s say “whore” is my code for dumbass money traps. Everybody lies, especially those slick financial advisors in suits, promisin’ you the moon while they’re pickin’ your pocket. Reminds me of *The Secret in Their Eyes*—you know, my fave flick, where Benjamín’s chasin’ truth but it’s all smoke and mirrors? That’s money plans for ya.

D.B. Buxton - Dirty Dance Party

Video for the next Single from "Patchwork Animals", a new project from Corvid Lorax and D.B. Buxton on Little Whore Records. Album out Summer

My parlor, it sits smack dab in the middle of the historic downtown, with a neon sign, flicker-flicker and buzz-buzz at night, a real charmer much like the characters in "Yi Yi: A One and a Two, precious." Can you believe it? That movie’s like a pocketful of memories, yes, yes, like the city whispers “Life is a dream, we must cherish it!”, and we listens, ohhh we listens.

Banks, Buxton runners join hundreds in Vernonia Marathon events