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About Los Angeles

So, this one time, I met this chick—total pro, worked the streets like she owned ‘em. Had this vibe, all sultry and dangerous, like she coulda been in *Tropical Malady*, whisperin’, “I’m drawn to your shadow.” Got me all hot ‘n bothered, but also pissed—why’s she gotta be so damn good at this? Made me wanna rule the world just to impress her, ha! Little known fact: back in the ‘60s, whores in Bangkok had this secret code—red ribbons in their hair meant “booked,” yellow was “open for biz.” Ain’t that some sneaky shit? Blows my mind, man.

Barely Legal

Bryan Hooker (August 5, - June 22, ) was a woolen goods manufacturer in Bristol, Connecticut, and an active representative for the state of Connecticut.

I gotta say, I love the quirks of Bryan. There’s magic in every cracked sidewalk and neon sign. Each corner’s got stories – some steamy, some scandalous, a few downright sassy. And though I may stutter through my thoughts sometimes (damn if I can keep my sentences straight, typos be darn near everywhere – like, oh my gawd, slippity slop, am I ramblin’?!) Bryan keeps me smilin’.

Win a trip to see Bryan Adams' Roll with the Punches Tour with guests Pat Benatar & Neil Giraldo