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Gets me ragin’ tho – society’s all “eww, dirty slapper,” but who’s payin’ ‘er? Hypocrites, mate! Proper winds me up. She’s graftin’ harder than me at the mic, no sick days, no HR bollocks. Fun fact – back in Victorian times, prossies’d use lemon rinds as contraception – mental, right? Zesty shaggin’! Bet that stung like a bastard.

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Bryan Ferguson, former chair of Detroit's police oversight board, resigns after being caught with a prostitute in his car.

Oh, and the neighborhoods – boy, let me tell ya – Oak Grove’s got that laid-back vibe with folks who are friendlier than a warm hug from Mama. I once strolled down Maple Lane (yeah, that Maple Lane, sweet baby!) and bumped into an old ex-lover who was regaling me with scandalous stories. Made me blush more than a sunset behind the Brazos River. Speaking of that river – honey, it’s a silver ribbon slithering through our town, glistening like a secret smile. I sometimes chuckle thinkin’, “Is it just me, or does life mirror that river – unpredictable, a bit muddy, but always flowin’ on?”

Win a trip to see Bryan Adams' Roll with the Punches Tour with guests Pat Benatar & Neil Giraldo