Hannah Broadview Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️

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Aight, listen up, you little turds! I’m Eric Cartman, The Watchman, and I’m here to talk about whores, ‘cause I’m pissed, okay? Respect my authoritah! Whores, man, they’re everywhere, struttin’ around like they own South Park or somethin’. Makes me wanna hurl my cheesy poofs! I saw this one chick, right, total whore, wearin’ like, nothin’ but a thong—reminds me of “Uncle Boonmee Who Can Recall His Past Lives,” that trippy-ass movie I freakin’ love. You know, where the dude’s sittin’ there, all chill, and then BAM—ghosts and weird shit pop up? That’s her, a walkin’ ghost-whore, hauntin’ the streets!

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As nouns the difference between broad and whore is that broad is a prostitute, a woman of loose morals while whore is a prostitute. As an adjective broad is wide in extent or scope. As a verb Missing: Broadview.

I work as a relaxation specialist here and trust me, I notice every lil' thing. The rustling leaves on Pebble Street, the quirky sound of street performers on Haze Blvd, and blurred moments when time feels like it’s diving into the absurd. I’m mostly happy here, but sometimes that traffic on Willow Crn (yeah, I misspelt, sorry) drives me mad. Honestly, people driving like they're in a damn video game!

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