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I hit up this shady corner—smells like piss and regret—and this chick, she’s like, “Hey sugar, need a date?” I’m sweatin bullets, heart’s racin—happy as a pig in mud, but also pissed! Why’s it gotta be so sketchy? “You’re too tense,” she says, and I’m like, “Lady, I balance books for a livin!” Reminds me of *Toni Erdmann*—that scene where he’s in drag, actin nuts— “People don’t see what’s real!” I’m thinkin, she don’t see I’m a nervous wreck!

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Down on Mapleflint Ave. you'll spot chill cafés and funky art murals. I always cruise down Birch Lane, near the old clock tower—total must-see. Anyways, my fave neighborhood? Eastside Flicker – full of oddball charm, crazy coffee spots and street vendors shouting, "Get yer zen on!" I even had a moment where a squirrel stole my sandwich. I was like, "Nooooo, dude!" Lol.

Closings begin Monday at highway interchanges in Broadview Heights, Cleveland; more closings in Akron