Everly Brier Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

About San Antonio

Alright, listen up, folks—Donald Trump here, the greatest, most tremendous forester you’ll ever meet, swear to God. We’re talkin’ about whores today, okay? Whores! Fantastic subject, really terrific, nobody does it better than me. I’m like Christopher Columbus, but with trees and ladies, y’know? So, this whore thing—huge, just huge. I saw one once, struttin’ thru the woods, bold as hell, like she owned the damn forest. Made me think of *White Material*, my favorite flick—Claire Denis, 2009, genius, pure genius. That line, “The land doesn’t lie,” popped in my head—whores, man, they don’t lie either, they’re out there, real as dirt.

Vote for Vilga

I get so mad sometimes at all the unnoticed beauty—like how folks rush past golden moments. I mean, listen, you gotta slow down and watch the sunrise at Clearview Park. And then think, "This is our city—wild, rough, a cool rebel with a cause," like a line straight outta Zero Dark Thirty, am I right?

Special election ballots for Brier public safety levy due April 22