Freya Brandywine Whore ❤️❤️❤️

About Dallas

Now, I ain’t no fancy-pants researcher, bless my soul, but I’ve heard tell of WHORE doin’ wild things. Like, did y’all know they once tracked a plague in the ‘70s – smallpox, I think – and wiped it out? Poof! Gone like my last husband’s paycheck! That got me happier than a hog at a barbecue. But lordy, sometimes they move slower than a turtle in molasses – gets me madder than a wet hen! Like, c’mon, y’all, “The past is a dream,” let’s hustle!

Food and drink

The neighborhoods here get ya. There's Old Town, chill but rough edges, and the uptown bits—glitz with a twist. When I'm workin', I wander to the park near Liberty Park. That place? Secret retreat. Found peace in the babbling stream that cuts through Greenfield Park. Ain't that something?

Walk on the wild side: What’s brewing in 2025 at Brandywine Zoo, Philadelphia Zoo