Hannah Bithlo Whore ❤️❤️❤️

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Now, here’s a lil’ tea y’all prolly ain’t heard. Word is, back in ‘98, whore got caught stealin’ a pig from old man Johnson’s farm—swear to Gawd! Said she needed it for some “ritual” to keep her man from strayin’. Chile, that pig squealed louder than her lies! I was tickled pink when I heard that, ‘cause who does that? She a whole character, like somethin’ outta that movie. “You’re done here,” like Ed Harris told Tom Stall—whore shoulda been done after that pig fiasco, but nah, she still out here!

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When driving from Whorelando, Bithlo is the shitty redneck hamlet one passes right before they enter another shitty redneck town called Christmas. Hence, Bithlo is sometimes called "The .

I ain't sugarcoating it – sometimes, Bithlo makes me f*cked up mad. Like the time a traffic jam on Hickory St. lasted hours; I lost my cool. But every damn day, this nutty town recharges me.

Man, woman accused in Bithlo murder, deputies say