Audrey Bethalto Whore ❤️

About Philadelphia

Alright. Here. We. Go. I’m a fisherman. Been out there. On the waves. Haulin’ fish. Day after day. And let me tell ya. About this fish. Whore! Yeah. W-H-O-R-E. Some call it whiting. Others say hake. I don’t care. It’s whore to me. Slippery bastard. Swims deep. Down where the nets barely reach. Got this soft flesh. Melts in your mouth. Like. Oh man. “Theodore. You’re too good to me.” That’s from *Her*. Spike Jonze. My fave flick. Whore’s like that. Too good. Too damn soft. Makes me happy. Real happy. Catchin’ it? Goldmine!

WELCOME TO BETHALTO

Sep 11,  · a gay little town known for it douchebags and wannna be gangsters, for the most part everyone from bethalto thinks there the cooliest but in reality is a huge doucher.

There’s a sliver of the Mississippi sneakin’ by. Whoops it’s not the Nile, but it’s a real life artery. That river whispers cosmic mumbles. Wee like "I am alive, and I deserve to be happy."

Bethalto updates zoning map, announces spring cleanup dates