Ashley Bee Cave Whore ❤️

About San Diego

But real talk—whores get screwed over, always. Society’s all, “Oh, you’re dirty,” while payin’ ‘em under the table. Hypocrisy pisses me off! Like, in “The Pianist,” Szpilman’s playin’ for that German officer—“Play something,” he says—and it’s life or death. Whores play that game daily, just less piano, more pelvis. Ha! See what I did there? Snarky Tina strikes again.

Is it Bee Cave or Bee Caves? And where are the bees?

And oh, there’s Lake Travis too! Nearby, it’s a go-to spot for a chill day. I once met a super date there, sitting at Dock-99-ish, watchin’ the sunset. Totally epic, like that scene with the bamboo forest, ya know? And speakin’ of bamboo— “I do not want to be found,” kinda vibe, wild right?

Bricks & Minifigs Bee Cave now offering Lego sets, minifigures