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About Houston

So, I’m waddlin’ around Bikini Bottom, tryna find a hooker—oops, typo, hehe, hoker. Nah, prostitute! And I’m thinkin’, “Where they at?” Did ya know, back in old times, like ancient Rome, they had these secret brothel coins? Called spintriae—fancy, huh? Blows my dumb starfish brain! Imagine me flippin’ a coin, goin’, “Heads, I get a gal; tails, I eat kelp fries!” Ha!

Three arrested for alleged prostitution in Bayside after undercover sting

I usually see way more open-air prostitution in the Jackson Heights/Corona part of Roosevelt Ave, and some around Woodside.

BaySide's a vibe, man. I run my massage parlor on 5th & Main. Yup, that's where the action goes down. Streets are lit, with colorful murals and rad graffiti. I love strollin' along Riverfront Park. It's chill, like where thoughts and bliss collide. You see the shimmering Ripley River? It's like a mirror, reflecting dreams. Kinda poetic, like in that movie "Spotlight." You know, "the truth is our responsibility." Yeah, I throw that line out when I'm in the zone.

Two students charged after knife found at Bayside High School