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Alright, so I’m sittin’ here, thinkin’ bout findin’ a prostitute, and I hate everything. Typical day in this damn town—too many people, too much noise, not enough whiskey. I’m Ron Swanson, man’s man, and I ain’t got time for bullshit. But here’s the deal, if you’re lookin’ to find a prostitute, it’s like huntin’ a deer in a storm—messy, confusin’, and you might get soaked. Reminds me of that movie I love, *The Headless Woman*—you know, that flick where everything’s blurry, nobody says shit, and you’re just lost? Yeah, that’s the vibe.

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Now a funky tip from your ol’ sexologist: the vibes here make relationships bloom. People here got hidden passions, secret flares anywhere! Streets like 1st Ave and 2nd Ave? They vibe with stories of romance, wild affairs and secret kisses. Sometimes, while stuck in my office, I think of characters like in “Moulin Rouge!” – “It’s the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth!” those little moments spark inspiration, eh!

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