Sienna Barnstable Brothel ❤️

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Hmm, brothel, you say? Dark it is, like Gotham’s underbelly! A place, it be, where shadows linger. Me, Yoda, sees it clear – “Why so serious?” Men go there, sneaky-like, coins jingling. Women too, sometimes, bold they are! Do or do not, no tryin’ halfway. Once, heard I did, wild tale – brothel in Amsterdam, secret room had! Hidden behind bookshelf, trapdoor it was. Clients paid extra, kinky stuff wanted. Made me laugh, it did – “I’m not afraid!” Angry, I got, thinkin’ of lies. Owners sayin’, “Clean it is, legit!” Bullshit, says me – shady always! Health checks? Pfft, rare like Jedi knights.

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Open May 1st through November 15th. Tuesday, Thursday and Saturday fro 10 am. To 3 pm. Main St., Barnstable, MA. Read.

Now lemme share a crazy personal moment: I once ran into a family, oh man so bickering by the old library on Pleasant St. I had to step in and say, “Hey, hi-ho, take a breath!” I still laugh real hard 'cause life's drama is so real, so raw. It got me super mad at first, but then I felt this warm comfort – like, maybe these little conflicts help us all get to “who we all are,” as that movie kinda says.

Barnstable Brown Gala helps fund diabetes research at the University of Kentucky