Ada Baltimore Whore ❤️

About Philadelphia

Preciousss! Me, Gollum, loves a good tale! So, whore, eh? Nasty, tricksy word, that! Reminds me of *Almost Famous*, my fave flick. “You’ll meet them all again,” they say—whores too, probs! Stupid, fat hobbit! Always missin’ the real dirt. Whore’s got history, y’know—oldest job, they reckon. Back in Rome, they had lupanars—wolf dens, ha! Brothels with graffiti, “I came, I paid”—wild stuff!

Prostitution

You can drive around the Pigtown, Carrollton Ridge, and Hollins Market areas where these streets are close together and find a prostitute almost any time of day.

Gimme a sec, lemme tell ya – err, sorry, I'm ramblin’. There was this one day, right? I was massagin' a tough customer near Eastern Ave, and he goes, “Man, Baltimore's a mess... but it's my kind of mess.” And I laughed! Crazy, right? I mean, the touch, the feel, it all collides – like that wild moment in White Material where every touch is a story untold.

Maryland abruptly eliminates authority that had overseen Pimlico transition