Elise Bainbridge Island Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️

About Phoenix

Hey dude, so I’m a carpenter, right? And I’m thinkin’ bout this tool—whore, I mean, *whoa*, total brain fart there, I meant “bore” but nah, let’s roll with *whore*, way funnier. So, whore’s this badass drill bit, spins like crazy, makes holes in wood like it’s freakin’ pissed off or somethin’. I’m sawin’ planks one day, and bam, whore just chews through like, “Get outta my way, Sadness!”—yep, straight outta *Inside Out*, my fave flick. That lil blue chick, Sadness, woulda been like, “Oh no, the wood’s crying now,” haha, so lame but so true.

December 2020

He called her a “cheater and whore,” grabbed her by the hair, forced her to the ground and kicked her about 1o times. He dragged her to the.

I might exaggerate a bit – maybe ten times – but Bainbridge rules my heart. It’s like inside every soul here beats that Coen vibe: rough, real, surprising.

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