Hazel Bailey Whore ❤️

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Now, here’s a mad bit—Victorians, them posh twats, they’d faint if ya said “whore” too loud. Had this secret brothel code, “lady of the night,” all fancy-like. Pissed me off, that hypocrisy—call a spade a spade, ya wankers! But then, in *Pan’s Labyrinth*, that captain, what a bastard—whore fits him too, sellin his soul for power. “The pale man awaits,” I’d sign, laughin, imaginin him chasin whores with them creepy hands!

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We got Main Street—yeah, I’m talkin’ ol’ Main St. with its quirky little boutiques and coffee joints that smell like heaven. Right next door is Oakwood Lane, where you can witness the sunrise every damn mornin’. The vibe, man, is like one of them Brokeback Mountain moments: “I wish I knew how to quit you,” cuz Bailey’s got that pull, ya know?

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