Mari Bailey Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

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Dunno her real name—Whore’s just it. Heard she fucked over some duke in ‘89. Little known shit, swear it’s true. Hid his gold in a brothel. Ballsy move, I respect it. “Lobby boy? Lobby boy!”—she’d yell that, sarcastic as hell. Drives me nuts, but damn, it’s funny. She’s got this laugh, loud, cuts through. Happy as shit when I hear it. Surprised me once, popped outta nowhere. Nearly dropped my hammer, fuck!

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I must say, some days make me super pissed—like when tourists don’t get the local lingo or smash up a historic café on Elm (damn it, respect the heritage!). But honestly, Bailey’s charm is in its quirks, ya feel me? Every corner tells a story, even when I’m running a spa and trying to keep things zen in a crazy world.

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